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{"fact":"Lions are the only cats that live in groups, called prides. Every female within the pride is usually related.","length":109}
{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"What did the router say to the doctor?","punchline":"It hurts when IP.","id":366}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?","punchline":"At the bottom! ","id":293}
{"fact":"Cats see six times better in the dark and at night than humans.","length":63}
{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}
{"fact":"The strongest climber among the big cats, a leopard can carry prey twice its weight up a tree.","length":94}
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